Who are we?

Who the hell are we? What are we doing here? Those, m'dears, are the questions we must answer.

We are Peyton and Taylor, two terribly misguided teenagers in Richmond, Virginia with unhealthy beauty addictions. The two of us are both super dumb, super glittery, and super humble perfect queens of everything. This blog is a direct result of The Struggle and Taylor noticing Peyton's hand covered in lipstick swatches one day.

Peyton is a musical theatre performer who is famous around her school for the amount of glitter that perpetually covers herself and all of her possessions and the lengths she will go to to avoid wearing pants. She prides herself in her mediocre music taste (The Shins, Foxy Shazam, The Max Levine Ensemble, Title Fight, Die Antwoord, Childish Gambino, Lydia, and LCD Soundsystem are a few favourites) and her ability to break the dress code every day without getting in trouble. Peyton has made most of her friends by surviving the hot mess of a Harry Potter fansite that was Accio-Potter.com and seeing MillsberryForum.org fall apart and come back together a thousand times. She wants to befriend Ezra Miller and live in NYC. You know her name, not her story.

Taylor is an overly privileged ambiguously brown girl, class president every year, driven by non-existant standards of some glamour goddess. A terrible magpie (which has drawn her to Peyton), with a crippling fear of deep water, running eyeliner, cheap perfume, and losing the friendship of her cat: Rico. When not online shopping, napping, or tending to her nub paw'd princess poodle Siren, she plays really awful video games; which is the source of her depleting eyesight. A child who has known the wonders of the internet since 5, aka AOL chatrooms and cursing so she would get banned and laugh. With natural wild ringlets and a Tyra Banks forehead, she has a uncanny and peppy attitude. Be wary of her Marina and The Diamonds obsession, and her occasional visits from her mother who is probably 12.

Look forward to all things related to makeup, fashion, hair, and stupidity. Cheers!

Best wishes!
Peyton and Taylor

Want more of us?

Taylor:
http://unicornnextdoor.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/unicornnextdoor
Peyton:
http://sequincladadventures.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/puppyfunluv